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Complex</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T22:56:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/10/05/whisker-wednesday-8/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T22:55:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/10/04/just-because/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T22:54:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/10/03/mikey-miss-versus-the-immovable-object-the-walrus-fat-arrogance/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T22:53:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/10/10/the-day-after-is-it-too-late-for-a-lockout/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T18:22:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/08/10/walrus-droppings-dog-days-of-lehigh/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-03T21:30:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/08/19/the-day-after-thank-buddy-its-only-august/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-03T21:28:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/09/26/the-day-after-vince-young%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cdream%e2%80%9d-becoming-a-nightmare/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-03T21:26:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/09/27/walrus-droppings-the-first-three-weeks/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-03T21:24:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/10/02/not-so-breaking-news-um-what-happened/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-03T21:22:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/10/03/the-day-after-our-sunday-of-discontent/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-03T21:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/08/02/the-end-of-an-era%e2%80%a6-for-better-or-worse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/96596550_display_image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Super 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Lombardi or Walrus.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-02T15:43:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/08/01/r-e-s-p-e-c-t-find-out-what-it-means-to-teams/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-01T20:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/07/30/not-so-breaking-news-the-walrus-goes-all-in/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-30T16:08:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/07/29/vince-young-makes-us-praise-the-walrus-hate-ourselves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/vince-young-esquire-lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vince's Signing Bonus Includes All The Popcorn Andy Reid Doesn't Eat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T15:57:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/07/28/aaaaaand-we%e2%80%99re-back%e2%80%a6-for-real-this-time/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-28T15:56:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/03/31/not-so-breaking-news-we%e2%80%99re-still-here-and-so-is-kolb-for-now/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-31T20:08:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/03/11/not-so-breaking-news-so-long-nfl-for-now/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-12T00:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/03/02/whisker-wednesday-poll-7/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-02T22:08:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/03/02/whisker-wednesday-7/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-02T17:19:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/02/28/not-so-breaking-news-lurie%e2%80%99s-a-winner-hell-doesn%e2%80%99t-freeze-over/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-28T19:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/02/23/whisker-wednesday-6/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-24T00:19:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/02/22/reason-74-to-fire-the-walrus/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-23T02:23:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/02/17/not-so-breaking-news-the-devil-speaks-puts-hoof-in-mouth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/when-the-devil-speaks-eagles-fans-brace-for-the-worse.png</image:loc><image:title>When The Devil Speaks Eagles Fans Brace For The Worse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-18T00:58:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/02/17/and-now-for-something-completely-different%e2%80%a6-a-momentary-departure-from-the-walrus/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-17T20:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/02/16/whisker-wednesday-poll-6/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-17T00:51:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/02/16/whisker-wednesday-5/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-16T16:58:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/02/15/not-so-breaking-news-tag-youre-it/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-15T16:17:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-12T19:03:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/02/07/super-tweets-and-dangerous-rumors/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-12T00:03:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/01/10/welcome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/20110110-091537.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110110-091537.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-12T00:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/01/10/the-day-after-walrus-craves-prime-rib/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/31030.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mmmmmm... 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Smith, how I miss yelling at you....</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/picture-3.png</image:loc><image:title>No wonder this team dropped off after the Super Bowl season</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-12T00:00:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/01/12/whisker-wednesdays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/whiskerwednesdays.png</image:loc><image:title>Whisker Wednesdays</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-11T23:58:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/01/12/whisker-wednesday-poll/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-11T23:54:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/01/14/the-walrus-tree-is-better-than-the-hoddies-but-the-hoddies-roots-are-deeper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bill-belichicks-coaching-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Hoodie's Coaching Tree</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bbcoachtree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill Parcells' Family of Champions</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/arcoachtree1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Holmgren's Dysfunctional Family</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/arcoachtree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Holmgren's Family</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/andy-reids-coaching-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andy Reids Coaching Tree</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/picture-31.png</image:loc><image:title>Andy Reid's Coaching Tree</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-11T23:51:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/01/15/not-so-breaking-news-walrus-finally-fires-mutt/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-11T23:49:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://firethewalrus.com/2011/01/17/if-jim-johnsons-shadow-is-too-large-try-going-outside-of-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://firethewalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/next-eagles-dc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Next Eagles DC? 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