This is the end
Fat ugly friend
This is the end
My Walrus friend, the end
This is it! We’re finally here! The end of this putrid, never-ending shitshow of a season and, much more importantly, The Walrus’ last game as Head Coach of the Philadelphia Eagles(*).
(*)Unless Lurie kicks us all in the teeth.
According to league sources, Reid has even begun to piece a coaching staff together for his next move! And while some sources have Reid destined for sunny San Diego, others have him on the outside looking in when it comes to a job in 2013. Or even better… Jacksonville(**)!
(**)Where we know Douchebag Babin will be THRILLED to be reunited with the Stalin-esque Walrus!
All we know, is that this is it. This is the end! And all we can hear this morning is the sweet, haunting sounds of Jim Morrison’s voice:
Dead Walrus Walking Swimming Floating.
