NOT-SO BREAKING NEWS: Welcome To Rock Bottom

Nick Foles passed the ball 46 times. Kurt Coleman tackled two Redskins players INTO the endzone. LeSean McCoy was carted off the field on a completely meaningless play with less than two minutes left and the team down by 25 points(*). The Eagles have lost six straight games. Welcome to rock bottom.

(*)He officially has a concussion, according to Andy’s postgame bullshitfest press conference.

This is a team that couldn’t put up more than six points against the league’s 27th ranked Defense, a unit that has given up the 5th most points in 2012! The Eagles are one of the sorriest teams in the league and are officially in the hunt for the number one overall pick. That’s all we have to look forward to anymore. And the way this season is going, they’ll somehow fuck that up too.

The 2012 Eagles are one of the worst teams we’ve ever followed. It’s their first six game losing streak since the 1994 season – also known as Rich Kotite’s last hurrah – and they’re on pace to match the 1998 vintage’s 3-13 record. This team doesn’t need a new coach, it needs an exorcism! The 2012 Eagles were built on an indian burial ground… It’s time to burn the whole thing to the ground and salt the Earth.

What more is there to say?

How many different ways can we say this team is awful? How many more times can we write about their incompetence? We’re not even angry anymore… it’s just depressing.

As we said on Twitter earlier today(**): Watching the 2012 Eagles is like watching a family member slowly kill themselves with drugs. It’s painful.

(**)And if you’re not following us on Twitter, you’re certainly missing out.

So, as we enter Thanksgiving week, we give thanks to the one Eagles-related thing we’re actually grateful for: There are officially SIX more games left in the Andy Reid-era.

This is the what the end feels like. This is rock bottom.

More to come.

One Response to NOT-SO BREAKING NEWS: Welcome To Rock Bottom

  1. Rob says:

    I know Vicks next gig- walrus fighting. Now taking bets for Reid vs. Holmgren.

    Great site but should Reid be fired or fried? butter and onions anyone?

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