Forget NOT-SO BREAKING NEWS… This is ACTUAL BREAKING NEWS!
Juan Cantcoachstillo is officially OUT!
Andy Reid just announced that he has fired his best friend and replaced him with Todd Bowles. If you recall, we predicted this before the season started.
Wow… Way to start off the bye week! Can you say panic move?! Andy KNOWS his fat walrus ass is finally on the Red Lobster grill hot seat!
And if you had Juan in your 2012 Eagles Fantasy Blame League, congrats, you just Juan won!
MUCH MUCH MORE coming later on…
And we all knew the Juan Castillo experiment would blow up in our (or more like the Walrus’s) face – thanks for wasting our time